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Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9430) - you deserved it (18467)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

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Aww, poor you. How about discussing this with your wife and seeing if you and her can fix it.

#30 - On 03/15/2010 at 6:53pm by amayasoma

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Is anyone else a little tired of these FMLs that say, "Today, I realized that I get more satisfaction from _________ than I do from _________ with my significant other. FML" ?

At the end of the day, you're a product of your own decisions, so if your life sucks, start changing it or don't complain.

#11 - On 03/15/2010 at 6:33pm by aDropOfSunshine

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