By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 216 824
You deserved it 70 125

akd_rocks tells us more.

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

Sweet home alabama! Where the skies are so blue Sweet home alabama! Where your cousin f**ks you

Has anyone else noticed this sounds like a mastercard ad? Or did i only notice because im from Australia?

I thought the mastercard add too! But I am also Australian.

I noticed that too. Everybody did. because that's what it was supposed to sound like.

nikkotine 0

wait. usually don't shoes match by themselves? right? thought so.

tumblergurl13 5

Shoes matching the dress. Duhh.

Really? Date someone you like, don't be a gold digger.

You think that after talking to him for 2 months you would have found out that he was your cousin before going out to meet him..

Common sense isn't so common anymore, like you would think they would have at least exchanged names X D

SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

llSgtScopell 0

You didn't bother to ask for his full name first?

not all cousins have the same last name.

You don't know your cousins last name?

I'm guessing you don't know your cousin very well, seems like you'd have figured it out...didn't you know his name??? I say YDI!

locoamor 0

thats a crazy amount to spend on a dress..btw

...I guess no aspects of your life like name or family EVER came up in that two months....

...I guess no aspects of your life like name or family EVER came up in that two months....