Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

by intranator / 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm / Jordan (Amman Governorate) / Love

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  • Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

    #3 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:16pm by acow

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  • Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.

    #11 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:18pm by potentpotable

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