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Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

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if it had to do with the size of your flacid penis there is only one thing you have to say:

"Baby, I'm a grower, not a show-er."

#6 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:35pm by sillypun

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it was probably the superman briefs

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:26pm by littlkj5

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