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Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 10:05pm - love - by ifaisal - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

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Hey... you're not seeing the plus side of this situation. He probably wasn't someone who deserved to be your first kiss.

#3 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:09am by Snow_Daisy

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Guys, remember. He was a SUSPECT, not the actual dealer.

#7 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:18am by QWERTYCommander

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