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Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 1:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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how could you not catch on

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 6:03am by asher101

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If he can't fess up that he's been living with not only another woman but an ex girlfriend for the past year, it's time to move on. There is no valid excuse for him to have lied to you for that whole period of time.

#16 - On 02/25/2010 at 6:39am by beccaaaaaaaa

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