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Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26119) - you deserved it (5966)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

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n00b. kill her with a pavelow!

#3 - On 02/24/2010 at 5:14pm by blaaaaakely

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how about u stop being a girl and get a controller and start woopibh on her. some girls like it rough hahah

#19 - On 02/24/2010 at 5:20pm by mytheyeless

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