Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

by mrniceguy / 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm / United States / Love

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  • Wow thats bogus. Dump her and get a new friend.

    #2 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm by DOEETFORTEHLULZ

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  • Ohhhhh shiiit! I give her an A+ for effort though. Very creative but I'm guessing she's not too bright because obviously the hickey wasn't gone all the way. Of course a smart bitch wouldn't have cheated in the first place...huh. FYL.

    #13 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:24pm by Nitsuaaa

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