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Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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On 02/17/2010 at 3:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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HAHA. Fail.
At least you were TRYING to do something sweet... I bet she would rather you didn't now.. You better do something extra romantic to make up for that, that doesn't involve hurting her.....

#4 - On 02/17/2010 at 7:06pm by HollyDolly660

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oh man. did she forgive you

#6 - On 02/17/2010 at 7:07pm by MagnoliaFrog

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