Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML
by ShayisPay101 / 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm / United States (Texas) / Love
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#2 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:04pm by bobert258
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Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole.
Practice makes perfect :)
#8 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:06pm by MermaidSongXOXO
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