Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

by Skido / 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls.

    Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

    #5 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am by yay!

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  • This website makes me feel about my life without any problems. My condolences to you guys - hang in there.

    #3 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:21am by Xodlike

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