Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because...

By klala - 08/02/2012 14:07 - Reserved

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

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By Flavorite - 10/02/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

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Unfair

By bm128902 - 01/10/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By workworkwork - 27/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML

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By NoValentine - 14/02/2009 22:49 - United States

Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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ipwnallmen 10

Monday 8 February 2010 20:31

Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween

pensadoii 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:10

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

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pensadoii 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:10

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:11

Right I'm sure mercyFML is willing to hook you up on that one.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 8 February 2010 20:15

If you're working alone on Valentine's Day, you could steal stuff... consider it a bonus to you from your boss.

drilher244 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:16

yeah well give home your phone number!

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:16

Your FRIENDS are saints and nuns. You can be the Jesus of hookers. Invent some legendary sex positions. I'm sure you'll compare to Donald Trump moneywise someday.

libido_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:18

your negative attitude will make sure you never get a date

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:22

Maybe Google knows.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 8 February 2010 20:24

mercy unfortunately will never amount money-wise to Donald Trump due to her incessant nature of spending this "money" on cattle prods, DVD collections of "She's the Boss", and half-camels (not the cigarettes).

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:27

If you mean spending money on strap-ons, Brazilians (Not the race), ******, and informative sex tapes then she'll totally get rich.

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:29

She would, as you might say, win the lottery. She'll crank the lucky lever and all the slots will align and have the same face. Then all the money will come out. INSTANT BILLIONAIRE