Work, Liar and Love: Pants on fire

Pants on fire

By Jamie - 04/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML

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You deserved it 154 530

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By Vac - 05/04/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML

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You deserved it 8 720

Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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You deserved it 3 646

By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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You deserved it 7 788

Out of place

By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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You deserved it 7 988

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 926

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 874

Too tired for this shit

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 00:02

Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML

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You deserved it 1 427

By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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By MickeyDManager - 03/08/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML

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You deserved it 39 177

By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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You deserved it 30 122

MaryJane75 7

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

tehhotness 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:24

"no speaka the english"... then run

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MaryJane75 7

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

Rach_star 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:31

Exactly.. Duh

mlipro 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:30

"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... ****! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.

deepunder 17

Monday 10 June 2013 8:24

Using #1 idea it wouldn't be that big a FML, unless it wasn't a 1 night stand

Contrius 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:20

little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...

cheepcheep23 8

Wednesday 5 February 2014 12:54

I'm not so sure pretending to be in med school is little....

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 16 June 2014 11:24

Yeah. . That seems a tad more severe than a 'little white lie'. . :x YDI to the OP.

Hunthas 17

Monday 27 April 2015 17:24

so do one night stands ;)

Broc 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:23

She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.

tehhotness 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:24

"no speaka the english"... then run

The_Cait 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:28

I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:29

Today, I lied and I got caught. FML Stop approving these. Please.

SaintJared 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:30

I agree with #3. You obviously weren't that good.

actonthat 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:31

#6 took the words right out of my mouth.

runkatrun 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:34

Hahah, nice remark #7. But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)