Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 8:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

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  • Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

    #5 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:08am by sarah8909

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  • Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

    #1 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:02am by BlackWolfVII

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