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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22130) - you deserved it (3029)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Awkward - Sent from mobile version

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Draw a line up the middle and take one side.

#2 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:03pm by CallMeHush

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What your boyfriend really meant is that he did not realize that women were actually people and not just sex toys. He was probably confused the first time he saw you without makeup, or the first time you said no to sex. Then he must have been totally shocked the first time he heard you taking a shit. Just get him to take you off the lease and never talk to him again.

#58 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:16pm by jadedarchangel

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