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Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8990) - you deserved it (39272)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

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On the internet, Men are Men, Women are Men, and Children are FBI Agents

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:46pm by Icalasari

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don't worry about it my roommates make fun of me all the time cause i was dating a girl who was 17 and i was 19, just cause i was in university and she was in high school. it didn't matter to me though because i really liked her, plus in canada the age of consent is 14

#16 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:36pm by Chwis88

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