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Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38500) - you deserved it (9755)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

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If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

#3 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:02pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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So... Try to get back together with him in your sleep

#4 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:03pm by MadeOfAwesome

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