Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

by Liam. / 02/01/2010 at 12:15am / Love

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  • Nice bruise.

    #1 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:21am by Rocyer

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  • Did she have a Hoveround? If she did then technically you wouldn't have been lying.

    #8 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:24am by doink

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