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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML


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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

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my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16

imagine how I feel

#5 - On 01/26/2010 at 6:18am by greenltrn2003

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that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

#1 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:51am by kitfoxmedia

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