Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell...

By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:04

so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

HoesInaBox 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:01

how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

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Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

That is so hot. So what happened during the actual sex?

AVainAttempt 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:00

Lol so guess what, she got turned off from him smudging the vomit all over her

wheatie 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:18

ew.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:58

PottentialFML 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:14

He got the full eating out experience.

HeresReality 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:43

your boyfriend is so ugly he makes you throw up? dump him. though he probably dumped you already for regurgitating all over him

BlueJeans2626 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:55

I bet he got this big hard boner

metazoanhaddock 11

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:37

win^

skullbashd 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:00

well he gave her a sausage wrap to throw up.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

Did you sex after?

Taipan_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:56

Yo quiero Taco Bell

QJD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:09

Me Tambíen.

whataloadofbull 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 10:06

the accent goes on the "e" dumbass

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:13

yo quiero tacos y nachos 

PotatOS55 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 6:00

Yo soy Taco Bell (yes, I know I just said I am Taco Bell. I don't regret it)

Deathlyranch 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:56

He got wood from it, didn't he?

youdidwhatnow 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:58

Lmao, that's nasty. It's more like FHL.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:12

When I saw round two, I wasn't thinking vomit. I had thought they were decidedly farther along than making out, but either way, that's nasty.

HoesInaBox 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:01

how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

Vaati_fml 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:44

Puke is often sudden or subtle. It's not likely that you would notice before it was too late.

emmaemmaemma_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:01

eww FHL

Noxic 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:01

Did he hit your uvula with his tongue?

davidhasmorefun 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:04

so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

drewbell 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:51

I loved that comment

ilovebradiew 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:05

FHL for sure, eww..

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:06

YDI for eating Taco Bell.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:45

All that needs to be said.

toxic10uhc 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:00

taco bell is the shiz

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:35

Agreed.

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