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Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating an icecream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 3:38am - love - by weirdlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)

#9 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:19am by BadPinkKitty07

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Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?

#10 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:20am by shananigans

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