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Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19865) - you deserved it (76915)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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If i've learned one thing from this website... Showing off = FAIL often...
*makes note*

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:43am by save_me_08

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ohhhh... you're one of THOSE guys?

#8 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:05pm by mf

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