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Today, I was walking down the street with mah acoustic guitar on mah back !! I saw a grl that I lyk coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play mah guitar to try and impress her !! I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole !! Now mah guitar is cracked !! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18413) - you deserved it (73675)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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If i've learned one thing from this website... Showing off = FAIL often...
*makes note*

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:43am by save_me_08

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ohhhh... you're one of THOSE guys?

#8 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:05pm by mf

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