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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Wow, YDI for leaving your clothes downstairs!! What were you thinking? If they'd been up there with you you could have pretended it was just her showering!

#1 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am by realggirl

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That happend 2 me once but my girls dad kicked my ass. Through me out of the house naked

#7 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:35am by alexis1997

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