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Today, I found out that mah wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse 4 the pics? "I needd a compliment cuz I thought u didn't love me." FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

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WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. If you're going to lie about nudie pics, make it a good lie. And there really is none in that situation. I'd be like, "And you think this will make me love you, physco?" And I'm a chick, by the way. I hate when people pull the whole, "I wanted attention because you don't compliment me enough/ I thought you lost interest in me" thing. Sorry, man. But I think you need couples' therapy...that or a divorce...

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:02pm by TheEpicScrewup

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Sorry, but your wife's a jerk. Yeah, you should let her know that you love her and make sure she feels important... but at the same time, if she has that little respect for you, she doesn't deserve your time.

#5 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:12pm by puhffft

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