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Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (2655)

On 01/15/2010 at 8:22pm - love - by woundedexwife (woman) - United States (California)

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Glad to see the "ex" on that name :)

#3 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:12am by BrownSugar

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to get back at him you should sleep with his uncle. then go home and cut off his weenie with a pair of scissors and make him eat it on a bun.

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:06am by coolcat33

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