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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 12:24am - love - by lug_nut (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Why do you say that you went to his house for him to break up with you? Sounds like you made him break up with you, if that's the case, YDI.

#6 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:47am by Comentator

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Quit going out with that ghetto trash.

#18 - On 01/06/2010 at 9:38am by oldwiseguy

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