Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML

by PJ / 01/05/2010 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

    #12 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:46pm by moronslayer

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  • Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play.
    What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

    #2 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:05pm by CallMeHush

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