Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

by garfwebba / 01/02/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Maine) / Love

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  • Ohh noo!!! He was going to work making a living and you were left all alone to do nothing? That's too cruel!

    #3 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:13am by sigarum

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  • ...What? At least he remembered.

    It's not like he can take a day off just because it's your birthday, you know. The fact that you were alone all day was your own fault, get some friends.

    #4 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:14am by _Mazza_

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