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Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by Singleton (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Boyfriend: jerk.
Cousin: a little sweetie.

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:40am by cozcat

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awww thts cute now email it to ur ex and say: see you bastard look what you've done breaking my little cousins heart. he'll feel bad. they all do. ;)

#8 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:53am by jamie_leeann23

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