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Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

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That sucks.
A lot.
But it's really funny.
Haahaha.
Sorry.

#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:18pm by AyeOhChelsea

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Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

#2 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:18pm by SSJ5Goku

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