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Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36471) - you deserved it (5384)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:01am - love - by 12345678 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...

#4 - On 12/31/2009 at 9:56am by Starfire22

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Someone certainly has a high opinion of themselves. I mean really thinking that he's messaging you on facebook just so that he can beg you to take him back. Pfft get over yourself. Just for having an ego like that you deserved that message.

Plus it's two weeks after the break up so he moved on apparently to someone better. Your sister. YDI

#8 - On 12/31/2009 at 10:17am by Slimma

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