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Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML

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On 12/30/2009 at 2:03am - love - by Leslie (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Pretend you don't care. Say it's a relief not to have to feel guilty about your affair anymore. Keep tutoring her. Make sure she fails. Whenever she comes for lessons introduce her to your kids as the woman daddy left them for.

#8 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:38am by Twinklestar

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oh my god. this is the first time I've read an FML and really felt bad for someone. there is no excuse for him to do such a thing and, in addition, leaving a note!?!? ugh. I'm really sorry about that. FYL

#12 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:48am by College_Aphro

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