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Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That would be one horrible mother.

But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:22pm by BlinkOnceForYes

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What a bitch of a mom! FYL indeed =/

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:12pm by Renan

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