Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

by porkythighs / 12/27/2009 at 9:19am / Singapore / Love

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  • the butterfly effect. one touch can produce ripples that affects the entire other side of your body.

    #7 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:47pm by snafu57

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  • a cushion for the pushin. if he's playing with the pork chops, you should play with his tiny limp noodle.

    #14 - On 12/27/2009 at 2:07pm by snafu57

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