Love: Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever....

By ouch - 19/12/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By mrsekko - 31/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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snafu57 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:58

Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:13

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

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michelleyily 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:21

Lmao. Im sorry but this made me laugh. Not exactly an FML tho

DizzyVulps 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:44

I think it is, stomach cramps and the bf calling her fat. Yeah, op's life sucks

gurly98 13

Monday 12 March 2012 22:57

Really

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

live_laugh_love2 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:50

that was rude.

veganphotog 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 22:47

For reals, did you verify this?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:13

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:25

boyfriend win

Rebecca1993 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:26

Men. Lol

powersmoke 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:28

Stomach cramps from what, eating too many cheeseburgers?

Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:30

rofl

bgonebryce 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:16

or maybe a baby sandwich

halliekayy 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:31

atleast hesgiving you the silver lining on the situation :)

Danzergirl1 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:40

I would have slapped him. Not relle. But itd b offended

barricadebabe 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:55

I think it's trying to communicate.

JERKKMONKEY 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:45

time to start dieting! ROFL

Itsu_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:48

Well if it's your time of the month, fat people do get worse cramps than thin people. XDD

tam_tiger 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:09

Shaister FTW!!!!! Hahahaha harpooned walrus..

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