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Man or woman?

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by yoked (man) - United States (Utah)

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Oh my goodness. Well, at least she's honest. How do you even respond to something like that?

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:34am by helennaa

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She loves you enough to mark you with her scent, that should keep the other women and dangerous predators away from you.

#14 - On 12/18/2009 at 4:30am by CallMeHush

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