Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
by luckygirl / 12/14/2009 at 4:05am / United States (California) / Love
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At least that's a line which will never be overused.
#2 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:05am by Indiana
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Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)
#4 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:07am by SSC
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