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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29135) - you deserved it (6348)

On 12/13/2009 at 12:56pm - love - by Trainwreck (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Take him to Hell, Michigan.

#4 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:12pm by xFaust

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Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.

#7 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:43pm by Khatog

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