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Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30417) - you deserved it (4013)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:38pm - love - by Sam - United States (New York)

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Maybe you should work out until you can pull off the outfit? Or opt for a size up. Wear something that flatters you, everyone has a different shape.

#9 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:07am by BlueRiverAries

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Tell your boy friend photographs add 10 pounds. Then take a picture of his penis and say: " Thats better, it was much too small before."

Then bite it off and make a sandwich.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nom nom

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 2:56am by RustyBulletHole

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