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Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33928) - you deserved it (2460)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

#6 - On 12/09/2009 at 3:37am by the_funny_man

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Parents...gotta love how manipulative they are!

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 3:04am by Luckster

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