By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML
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the_funny_man 0

Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

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Luckster 0

Parents...gotta love how manipulative they are!

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Luckster 0

Parents...gotta love how manipulative they are!

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GuitarJunkie6258 0

Better yet, convince your grandparents to break up their marriage, and then kill them in their sleep

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stewpididiot 11

piss in their coffee pot !!

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Reality_bites 14

I want to know, what was their plan?

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alexandraa_fml 0

What conniving parents!! Spite them and do it anyway,. two can play this game!

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blastvortex 3

Revenge is a dish best served cold. You know what to do.

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Peroxide 3

Make them dinner then put it in the freezer? mother-omg my dinner is so cold, we should have never broke up our sons relationship father-i've lost the will to live

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the_funny_man 0

Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

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explorer96 0

take this for all its worth!

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Hacksaw 4

Have your ex-girlfriend help you get them to divorce each other. That'll teach 'em.

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LtHoward 0

Tell them the reason it didn't work out with her must be because you're gay! Mess with them.

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RaphX 0

Write love letters to one of them and plant them somewhere obvious, like the sock drawer.

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