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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

    #4 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:19pm by TheEmoPrepGirl

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  • I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

    #8 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:27pm by bioclock

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