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Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38684) - you deserved it (2454)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by SatelliteUser (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl

#4 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:38pm by hotpockets92

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damn you Jim Carey

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:34pm by GeekLogic

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