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Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Marine (woman) - United States (California)

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Another text message FML? My goodness. lol. Just get over it. If you didn't tell him in person, then you don't love him enough. Some guys just can't stand that stuff especially if it's over text or instant message,

#1 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:29am by NorfolkDude

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Two things:
1) You should be fucking paying attention in class, not texting your boyfriend. I don't care how hottt he is.
2) Trying to be romantic over SMS is pitiful. Say it to his face.

#4 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:33am by UrLifeDoesntSuck

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