Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

by dumpedattheclub / 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

    #6 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:02am by darkfaery

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  • As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

    #2 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:47am by Carolaaine

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