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Man or woman?

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?

#6 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:08am by Zandra

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If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha

#4 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:06am by llSgtScopell

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