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Today, mah boyfriend called me to come over cuz we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and mah boyfriend standing over me. Just as I looool was about to smile and ask fir a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left.


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On 11/24/2009 at 11:08am - love - by Yes (woman) - United States (Texas)

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if he's that insensitive....good riddens to bad rubbish!

#3 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:25pm by Stumblebum30

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THAT SUCKS! lol why are all you guys ^^
so insensitive? "YDI for being clumsy AND dating an asshole" thats just plain mean

#6 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:45pm by junglehair

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