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Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21461) - you deserved it (2635)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:49am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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I hope you at least tried to get it on with her in your dreams. It's not rape if it's only in your dreams. ;)

#7 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:17am by Jimboom

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Are you the same guy who wrote the one about being dumped for being the "perfect boyfriend"? If not, Im pretty sure the two of you have a lot in common. You both seem to be whiners who try too hard!

#9 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:23am by idkweird

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