Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
by Micheal / 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
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Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:59am by DynamicDave
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Edward Cullen, I see.
#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:58am by cynima
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