Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

by Anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 9:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

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  • Good job, asshole.

    #1 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:02am by avoidthegirl

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  • well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake

    #3 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:05am by Badgermx

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