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Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and with the words "F*** you". Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37864) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2009 at 3:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

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Call the cops, seriously.

#6 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm by around_the_world

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Shes fucking dangerous and get a restarining order if she keeps harassing you. Thank God you broke up she could have hurt you. What if you were home?

#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:09pm by RJB

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